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This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

What are you suggesting? That I stop peeling out of every parking lot and doing sick doughnuts!?

We used to use these at work. They suck to type on. We upgraded to the touchscreen smartphone types, and they’re much better.

Fun fact, the bull was actually a symbol of early Jewish / Canaanite tribes, and was carried on by some ancient Israelites. After some disputes between different sects, figures, and tribes, guess who gets written down as bad…

(sauce)

It is, but Sonic has been running for so long that there are multiple iterations. This particular panel seems to be from the same Sonic universe as the SatAM cartoon.

Or so I’ve heard, I swear I’ve never worn JNCO jeans.

What kind of adult stuff was Misato talking about?

Probably the most viscerally fucked up movie I’ve ever seen. The only movie to ever make me go “OH WHAT THE FUCK” out loud.

A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

bruh

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

Is that dude snitching