this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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Shitty Superpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That just sounds like a politician

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The only person who can be truly happy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That just sounds like being an idiot lmao or someone who doesn't really think for themselves and just listens to what everyone else tells them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh, so pretty much everyone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

sure, keep telling yourself that

[–] GregorGizeh 4 points 4 months ago

Not the worst power. You would have absolute self esteem, you could lie to the most proficient interrogators, you could even remove unwanted memories. Depending on how it works you could perhaps teach yourself new abilities or modify your personality too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Lol I have this one