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Agent 747 has some more sophisticated toys to play with this time. He must have upgraded after the last whistleblower.
I mean, suiciding the guy who flat out told his friends "If I commit suicide no I didn't" shows that agent 747 was due to update his techniques and understanding.
Can't kill them the same way, then it would be obvious.
Oh no don't tell me he got engine rot