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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

An entire sheaf? How many signs do you think she wrote?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe 500. Or is there an imperial version for US size paper? 368.5?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's no imperial anything for the US, since they use US customary units. But it's probably a bushel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Well don't hide your light under 365 sheets of paper then I dunno

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you actually are curious, they come in packs of 500 and we call that a reem of paper. They also come in boxes of 10 reems, and sometimes you can find a half a reem at the local shop but it's probably the same price as a reem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

No, we call it a "ream."

Sorry about your funny bone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Everyone knows bushels are for fruit!