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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I cannot tell you enough how much i hope i never drink broken glass or have to think much about it ever again

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hate to the the bearer of bad news, but the average person typically consumes 400~ spiders and upwards of 1kg of glass in their sleep every night. If you've ever woken up with a mouth full of glass, that's why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That one guy evening it all out by eating an unholy amount of spiders and glass everyday .

TitleNOTE : The word "unholy amount" is used because I'm lazy to do the math

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

It's OK I'm sure you will be fine so long as you are not the kind of person to smash a pot on the counter, break the spout and then act completely oblivious to the fact it is broken