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Man is fined after trying to 'body slam' killer whale (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Stop fucking with the orcas! They already be attacking ships at random, you're just gonna piss 'em off even more!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

According to a video I watched yesterday, it’s not random, it’s because they’re bored teenagers

Hilariously I left this post then scrolled down just a few posts and found this. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/24/killer-whales-attacking-sinking-boats-are-bored-scientists-say/73558157007/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Probably same for the orcas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's just what they're telling people so that we don't find out that the orcas are accelerationists to class war. They see what's really going on.