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It's really not a big deal. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nice try viking. By viking law you can only keep what you kill and a dead slave is worthless, therefore taking a corpse as a slave has no standing. You will just have to settle for the plunder and be on your way.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You forgot the most important Viking law: Ron Swanson saying "Not to worry, I have a permission" and handing a paper that says "I can do what I want" signed by Ron himself