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M'lordddddddd, my cyberwagon hath crashed itself. (www.cybertruckownersclub.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Guys I had my Truck for less than 350 miles. something happened i cant explain... I was driving like usual and when coming into a turn releasing the accelerator but the speed wasnt reducing... so i pressed the brake... but it didnt engage.... until it was too late and i hit a signal light pole, also airbags didnt deploy.

Here are some pics of damage

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/img_1966-jpeg-jpg.42234/

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/img_1968-jpeg-jpg.42235/

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/img_1967-jpeg-jpg.42237/

[the front bumper, bonnet, and driver side panels are fucked. The driver remains the crumple zone]

Regen was working but it was limited it was different than before ( I’m doing a bad job of explaining), hence the application of brakes which also had a delayed feeling. I’m glad to be uninjured 🙏

Feeling a bit sore

Still love the truck though.

The comments seem to mostly be attacking him for having a new account. The shill is spreading FUD, not warning them that the brakes and airbags can spontaneously fail in a turn.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had no idea this forum even existed lmao. Absolutely bizarre to scroll through it and every other post is like "The Cybertruck killed my family and sliced my ankles and also the employees spit in my eye when they delivered it," inevitably followed by comments along the lines of, "Aw man, I'm still waiting for mine. Lucky!"

Brain rot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's one of my favourite forums. There's a whole genre of posts where the cyberwagon cuts someone and they blame themselves while praising it: (CW: blood) https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/delivered-but-wrist-cut-injury-during-delivery-er-visit.17610/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We are getting closer and closer to scythed wheels, aren't we?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I am so thankful for the relentless cost engineering that made this vehicle objectively horrible. It pushed all my vector-graphics nostalgia buttons and I was in love with the stupid pointy truck the moment it was revealed. If it had been even a little less shitty, I probably would be saving for a down payment. But, no, they really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel, and just kept scraping.