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[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The english language badly needs an orthography reform

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Using an alphabet designed for Latin has had some dire consequences.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Using a Latin alphabet. Using Germanic pronunciation. Borrowing words from Spanish. Stealing words from French. Changing accent to avoid sounding Gaelic.

I have always loved the analogy that English isn't a language, it's three bilingual children stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat and arguing about bologna.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have heard it analogized that English is a language that follows other languages into dark alleys to beat them up and steal their words.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

All languages do, English is just a title holder

[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad 3 points 2 months ago

Well, German has almost as many vowels as English and we're doing just fine I think. On the other hand, French orthography is similarly fucked up although it's a direct descendent of Latin and they don't even have any weird sounds they can't write concisely. So I think its just a matter of trying.