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House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars' (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Boebs look like the type to smoke cigars.

I bet she tastes like a divine ashtray.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would like to inform you that the mental thought of this was strong enough that I'm consciously suppressing my retch reaction

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’d love to be the filling in a Boebs/MTG sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This scene smells like a mixture of stale Budlight and PowerBait.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Throw in some Newports and that’s the smell of some of the best nights in my life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I mean not to shit on your kinks but we gotta get you up to at least nightcrawlers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

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