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Aww, did some random stranger on the internet hurt your feelings?
Hurt my feelings?! No man you made me laugh my ass off when I woke up to this and I just wanted to share the joy of shitting on you for being a historically illiterate piece of shit fascist adjacent liberal.
Welcome to the thunderdome motherfucker.
Site tagline please
It is done. Though it might be a while before you see it because we have so many now.
Is there a way to see a list of site taglines?
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Show me your penis.
What, do you have something against homosexuality?
It's a rule here. You can't gain access to the Private Posting Board without a hog pic. That's how we know we can trust you.
Liberals and casual homophobia, name a more iconic duo.
oh there's no roleplay
Wanna join?
You give startrek and living humans a bad name, but hey you can fix that second part with one easy trick!
does being homophobic make you feel good about yourself?
Don't be mean. I want to see if this lad can be redeemed enough to post on the Private Posting Board.
Who would have guessed the anticommunist would be a homophobe
Oh my goodness, you're back! Thank you! I wanted to make sure you read my original reply!
Aw beans.
Damn, reaching back into the 'aw somebody hurt your feefees' level of response, despite no actual textual indication that feelings were hurt. Idk why I'd expect anything more, but this is some old-school shit.
You can take the lib out of reddit, but you can't take reddit out of the lib
Apparently your feelings were hurt enough to report him.
Hey, since they came in here (~~which I honestly commend them for doing~~ edit, nm, I take that back, they didn't come in good faith but with a sarcastic "your feelings hurt, poor baby?" sneering insult.) someone explain to this brave antiauthoritarian lib that all governments, capitalist and communist and any other form will always use "authoritarianism," (which Nakoichi never said otherwise from what I could see). But that unless you're like a factory owner, landleech, CEO of a tech or oil conglomerate, or otherwise a member of the class that rules as part of the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie, then a state using its authority to prevent those leeches from exploiting you, a state using it's authority to maintain a society where people are free to not worry about having to be homeless or starve to death in abject poverty is a good thing, actually.
To their credit, the ringwraithfish seems to understand the first part, but the rest of it, the most important parts, seems completely lost on them. Too wrapped up, I suspect, in their insistence on hating those "redfash tankies" to realize they're just parroting and carrying water for the worst authoritarian imperialists on the planet.
(referring to this)
OMFG LMAO this just keeps getting better
Which Harry potter did they recommend
A book about Tiananmen incident written by Vijay Prashad.
We love it, folks
When people mention "tankie", "authoritarian" or "totalitarian" I always ask them to define what it means without using either of the other words. They're never able to.
I ask them that because any actual definition just describes a state doing stuff.
Person who's feelings were hurt on the internet: "Aww, did some random stranger on the internet hurt your feelings?"