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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

NOTE: the CyberTruck™ is a vehicle-shaped novelty amusement. Not intended for use on public or private roads/trails.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.

Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.

Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:

If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.

Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt CyberTruck™.

CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

CyberTruck™ is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When not in use CyberTruck™ should be returned to its container and kept in refrigeration