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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Me and a small cohort have been collecting data on @[email protected] for some time. I didn't want want to dump this all on Hexbear and create all this drama, but Dirt_Owl forced my hand by their insidious slander against me and the whole butt community.

  1. Dirt_Owl can rotate their neck 270 degrees. How creepy.
  2. A group of Dirt_Owls is called a parliament. Are we not going to enforce the rule against electoralism here.
  3. Dirt_Owl isn't making a safe space for small rodents. Where's Dirt_Rat and Dirt_Possum. They're dead, I tell you!
  4. Owls are common in Harry Potter - connection with JK Rowling confirmed.
  5. Dirt_Owl has three eyelids. Anyone with more than two eyelids is not ok.

Given the urgency of what's at stake, we have no choice but to all change our profile pictures to butts.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This sounds like something a Bigfoot lover would say ngl.