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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you can try to kill yourself, and if you survive each attempt then you are quantum immortal.

But, this is my universe, so you probably won't survive in mine. But in yours, you'll be immortal!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course statistically the odds of surviving through any given second decreases until eventually reaching a number so infinitesimally small that it is effectively zero.