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Neighbors looking out for each other. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We all should have a friendly neighborhood sniper-man

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does whatever a sniper can

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does he shoot? Yes he can. That's why he's, sniper man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

in the chill of the night

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man,

Does whatever a Sniper can

Shoots BBs any size,

When converter thieves arrive.

Look out, here comes the Sniper-Man

Is he strong?

Listen, bud-

He's got regular human blood.

He can shoot at your head.

You can run, you won't be dead.

Hey there, there goes the Sniper-Man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bravo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you. I'm no Weird Al, but I have my moments.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah! I can't foresee any potential problems with that. It's not like we have anybody else who is given guns and claim to "protect and serve". Also I'm sure everybody would be very comfortable with always being watched from above through the optics of a high powered rifle.

(To be clear I know you're joking. Hence the thick layer of /s)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cops love the Punisher. They should be absolutely fine with a gun toting vigilante... right?