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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Will this ever not be appropriate?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

yeah but that kiddie pool is being rented out for 1500/mo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah and you're getting renovicted so they can split all the bedrooms up and double the occupancy (and rent)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

I dont know, I dont think Canada has much room to throw bricks in glass houses at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

something doesn''t feel right....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Canada is north of America. North is typically depicted as being up, or on top.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ya, except now that it's upside down it's more Australia than Canada.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We wish... the good/bad neighbour analogy is very apt here; whatever happens in the USA spills over here all the time.

We are about to enter our own Trump shit show when PP is elected next year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The worst part about the politics here in Canada is that the Liberals always spend years setting up the layup that the Conservatives use to dunk on Canadians. This round is going to feature a whole host of anti-competitive business, bad trade deals, media favouritism, privatization, waves of attacks on worker's rights... all this and more thanks to the moves set up by the Liberals doing things like refusing to stop the Rogers/Shaw purchase, the failure to make deals with other countries, setting up media and "CanCon" subsidies that favour big media companies, and the intentional attacks on the efficiency and effectiveness of public services.

We are so fucked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Are the mooses swimming in the pool a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just a weird thing?

I don't know how to pluralize moose

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

If goose are geese, moose must be meese.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Serious answer: the plural of "moose" is "moose," not "mooses."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The plural of moose is meese.

spoiler/s for non-native English speakers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A majestic flock of meese sounds better that just moose. How many moose? 1, 5, 20? You just don't know. I'm currently in contact with my MP to resolve this issue, this is very important to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Wow, I didn't expect an expert to chime in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Hang on, there's an entire moose Lemmy instance?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A møøse once bit my sister. No realli!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Octopus - octopi
Cactus - cacti
Moose - Mi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sounds close enough

*ymmv by accent