Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!
We are going to build a great wall across the Mexican border. And Mexico is going to pay for it! We are going to build a wall and shut down the border until we figure out what the hell is going on!
Now Biden's border bill. It's nothing. Sleepy Joe WISHES he could write a border bill as good as team Trump! It's true!