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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those snouts change so much too.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's because they are all compulsive liars.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to "have you eaten yet?" And "who made this mess?!"

She gives you that Russian side-eye.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's okay if they do it when they're sleeping, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is that why they don't wear pants?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He's like a cartoon dog come to life!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Hey, people can understand this post now, with this context. That is illegal on Lemmy and you will be arrested shortly.