They're not actually going to run Sundown Joe now right? Like, they can't actually believe he'll have a chance. (hexbear.net)

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He's guaranteed to lose now. I can't see a universe where the mental gymnastics add up to deciding that this is a good idea. Don't get me wrong, it'd be funny as hell. But I'm really not looking forward to the idea of more Trump.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

I've been around too many old folks dying to have confidence that he'll drop dead - people are resilient. Some rando schmuck getting pumped full of amphetamines like him would, but he's got the best healthcare in the world. At least it seems like the donors were already revolting half way through the debate...

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

He'll go out give the best debate of his lib life, everyone will be restored in his ability to win the election, and then whoops that cocktail of drugs just made his heart explode and he's dead. The DNC will likely resort to necromancy and have a mumbling zombie as the president before they try a different candidate though.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

We could have an actual Weekend at Bernie's zombie candidate and libs will still say "if you don't vote for the puppeted corpse you are destroying democracy for the entire world"

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

They're saying right now they'd rather vote for Biden's corpse than for Trump, which kind of gives away that they don't give a shit about politics anyways

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

ackshually, you vote for the administration!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I ain't voting for the genocide joe administration

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Politics is when people say mean things on Twitter

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

It's going to be an Air Bud moment: "There's no rule that says you have to be alive to run for office!!".

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