Dad: "These damn dating apps have ruined romance, that's why none of you kids are getting married these day." (hexbear.net)

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Me: "Well dad, how'd dating work back in your day? Did you ride your ten speed down the the Sody-Pop-Shop to look for some hot dames?"

Dad: "I was born in 65."

Me, with a Mid-Atlantic Accent: "Hey there soda jerk know any toots with some hot gams I can take the Model T up to Fuck Butt Point with?"

Dad: "I met your Mom the same year Back to the Future 2 came out, you're off by like..."

Me: "Excuse me I'm gonna 23 Skidoo down to the Chapel with this Sally I meet five minutes ago and get hitched!"

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

one of my favorite moves to fuck with boomer family is to imitate them, except i use the slang and cultural references from their parents' generation. it confuses them that i can make the references because they haven't heard them in 60 years, and of course they think it's the lamest shit in the world because it was what their loser ass parents were into.

23 skidoo is a personal favorite.

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