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Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny (www.theatlantic.com)

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that magnets don't work after they get wet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, did you try? I didn't, and I've not been sharkuterie'd yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shark shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart..