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Riding around on this like a paperboy just hucking fresh, piping hot wieners at peoples doorstep in the morning
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I also sell to individual customers but you're gonna either have to be a pretty good runner to keep up or rather more dexterious so you can cycle next to me. Close passing cars and bike lane parkers get a nice squirt of mustard on the roof
You mean like the beer bikes where you collectively pedal a giant ass contraption while getting shitfaced or more like this type of stuff but it serves drinks?
Beer bikes have mostly disappeared by being banned via local ordinance because it held up actual traffic, like some guy driving his car across town to get a doner kebap, the latter you do see occasionally but they're often more of a coffee bike and we also sell Aperol Spritzes and some bottled beer type thing
I meant the first, but the latter is also fun. Yeah the traffic sucks, I propose having a designated beer lane to solve it
I don't think you really need designated lanes, just become less carbrained. No one questions the gaggle of idiots doing 1km trips in their cars that produce 10 times as much congestion as one beer bike, or people just turning a driving lane into impromptu parking because they can't be bothered to get a parking spot. This clearly wasn't about smooth traffic flow, this was to placate malding car drivers
Oh yeah I know, I was just making a joke. In my utopia there would be a dedicated "bike drunk or fast" lane
I get the spirit but that sounds like a recipe for disaster
Well call it the mad max lane and legalize jousting in it
I'm on board
Televise Friday and Saturday nights, run ads, use the money to finance the education of bike-fight-doctors
I wanna get hooked up to one of those, except i don't want my beer in a glass, I want a straw that's hooked up to the keg. I'll be like a fat little beer powered gerbil.