this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ainโ€™t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

nope, not a chance

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago