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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Don't live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Clearly they need a pressure washing service

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

nope, not a chance

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ain’t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

If Claire's cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn't serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They've just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They're pretty.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

kids love fireworks you don't have the only opinions on earth

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They're not interesting to you, hence they can't be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

There's lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but 'because I don't like them' is just so self centred.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults

Weird how kids and adults alike keeps using fireworks then if it bores them so much.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

New Hexbear struggle session: Outdoor cats vs. gammons with fireworks

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The fuck is a 'hexbear struggle session'?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Haha, its when us communist get together and argue in mass about incredibly specific topics until it gets out of hand

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't that just any leftist get together?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

No, merica won

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