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600 comments and about 90% are "I'm gonna try this for a promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ" or "Just.. Wow... The world is fucked" redditors are truly as gullible as the facebook boomers

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[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then he gets asked to invite his boyfriend to the company holiday party, finds a fake boyfriend, falls in love through some hijinks, and lives happily ever after.

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So I pretended to be gay at a job interview, and now everyone's asking to meet my boyfriend at the holiday party.

I got one of my friends to pretend to be my boyfriend

Everyone loves him, he's a hit

We kiss in front of them (as per our agreement)

Kissing him felt good, what's happening to me?

A few months later, he tells me that he likes me and wants us to be a real relationship

Well, guess I'm actually gay now boykisser

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

An early 2000s romcom in an alternate universe where positive attitudes on homosexuality where mainstreamed a lot sooner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Kind of like 'The Proposal' if Sandra Bullock played a gay woman