"It's my official act that I, Joseph Robinette Biden, the 46th President of These Great United States of America am now this man standing right here. It's an official act so it's 100% legal. I am now a 45 mean old guy in perfect health. The Democrats in conjunction with EldritchTechnologies have transferred my being, psyche, and memories to this younger, fitter, stronger body. My brain is excellent and well, I'm happy to say that it was decades since I had good wood like this. Right now in fact. I'll take questions now from the media. You - reporter big hooters - what's your question?..."

The very next day Biden 2.0 is replaced with Biden 3.0. The White House refuses to say who Biden 2.0 was or what happened to him. All they will say is that "due to technical issues - his version was cancelled."