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[–] [email protected] 187 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

AROOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF'INHOG

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Spank the monkey

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Flog the dolphin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Choke the chicken.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Bash the bishop