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[โ€“] [email protected] 122 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Choke the chicken.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Bash the bishop