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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We just went through a global fucking pandemic. Maybe get rid of the idiotic traditions that contributed to the spread of disease.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you think we should get rid of shaking hands as a greeting?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Yes. Fist bumps work just fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. Double finger guns is the way.