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I’ve been here since the inception of this site. Since the inception of this site, this community has been flooded by the thoughts of a certain owl based person.

Pee this poo that, cum, shit, tickle my beanis…These are the ravings of a person so far immersed in ideology one can’t help but think they’re secretly CIA. Trying so hard to disguise themselves as the intellectual class of an obscure left wing online forum, they make themselves too obvious in their adherence to common leftist wisdom. Now let me present my case before I’m called a renegade member of this community and blamed trying to harm its cohesion.

THE OWL is a generally adopted symbol in 75% military intelligence institutions worldwide, is the oldest and invariable symbol of knowledge, wisdom, awareness, omniscient persistence, vigilance, sharp mindedness, analytical mind, precision and prompt actions, contemplation and silence, enemy stalking, selection and assessment of the aforesaid strong actions.

http://www.voa.mod.gov.rs/en/history/symbol-of-mia

This is the premise for my argument. My first piece of evidence is the CIA director once making a joke at the bohemian grove in the 1970s

https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2017/nov/13/cia-mustache-joke/

I was going somewhere with this but I cant finish this whatever dude this mf is CIA and i rest my case

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sure owls COULD limit themselves to preying on mice (which spread DISEASE and SMELL and DESTROY HOMES) but there are many reports of owls not being content to eat mice alone, and extending their violent tendencies towards many other small terrestrial animals, specifically squamates and this must be taken into consideration

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you feel about owls eating outdoor cats?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

do they really manage to eat an entire cat? That's pretty impressive