wtf is that gradient, HSV? Use a perceptually uniform color space, thanks.
This might break your world view a little bit, but that's not a man, this is a clip from a straight porn video.
Also only galliforms (chickens 'n stuff) and anseriformes (ducks 'n stuff) are fowls.
None of the late night geese are fowls.
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actual geese are though
Be the timezone-appropriate goose posting you want to see in the world.
I actually can't guess what color that'd be.
This goose is a double-crested cormorant. When it flies, it looks like its wings are on backwards, which is pretty neat. But it's also a remarkably foul-smelling bird, like worse than a penguin.
I don't get it; Jill Stein is kind of a dork but I don't see how she's worse than Biden.
Fuck this wasn't anyone's pick in the "funniest possible election" threads, we've gone soft.
I'm gonna run for president in 2028 on the platform that I'll make all my media appearances using a deepfake vtuber of Obama, and I'll win.
Weird that it looks like a microscope picture of a fat tardigrade, or maybe a sad balloon deflating in a microwave, rather than one of the great horrors of the modern era.
Why is every instance of the word YOU in all caps?
Someone should make a mod where you have a third option of starting your own farmer's market, and then you either slowly become a commune or another small business tyrant, based on things like whether you give away free food and whether you let other people join in.
This goose is an ʻiʻiwi. They're supposed to be symbolic of Hawaii, but in my experience the most common bird on Hawaii is the invasive coqui frog.
This goose is a weka. It's a brown flightless bird native to New Zealand, but not related to kiwis.
This goose is a Eurasian penduline tit. Check out that sweet little Zoro mask.
