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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I once had a poison ring. The clasp was weak, so it was always popping open at random points.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's good setup for a funny bit or a murder mystery twist. Chekhov's faulty poison ring clasp

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

So I'm fingering my partner, right? But my suicide ring has this faulty clasp, and for whatever reason I forgot to take it off before sexy time. Anyway, bada bing bada boom, I've got a life insurance claim.