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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Kamala is only 6 months younger than Walz

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They should replace the Illuminati pyramid on dollar bills with this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

~~THE ALL-SEEING EYE~~

THE TWO CREAMCHEESE CONTAINERS

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In that case, you can substitute ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: "ketchup" is the Midwestern word for "salsa"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thought that was "ranch "

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

mix it all together and baby you've got a casserole

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I believe they would call that a “salad” in Minnesota.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Frog eye salad is a sweet and creamy fluffy style salad that features mandarin oranges and pineapple. The pastel marshmallows make it extra fun. It is perfect for Easter or any time! If you are a fan of Midwestern fluff salads, you are in the right place.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

holy shit I've actually had this before as a kid at some after-service church thing lmfao core memory unlocked

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Update your medical history ASAP

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

if it's cold it's a "salad", if it's warm it's "hotdish"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He also was a high school teacher

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I can tell you from experience that's not conducive to aging gracefully either.