no no, the theory is it was the agent in the front seat reaching for his shoulder holster and fumbling, firing through the seat and through jfk's head, explaining the whole "magic bullet" thing and the zapruder film "back and to the left"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (7 children)

That’s the one!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I like the "everybody did it" theory.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His head just did that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His head just did that, but milliseconds later his head, which was in the process of exploding, got hit by like eight different bullets and the psychic brain exploder ray!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think the JFK assassination was a completely normal assassination and they caught the killer immediately, but then a time traveler went back and fucked with it and made it ambiguous, and then another time traveler went back and messed with it even more, and now it's just a time traveler meme to go back and make that specific event even more weird and fucked up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are we sure it wasn't related to a boeing mishap?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Three different 727s just did that and Oswald's bullet richotted off the plane debris, hence the magic bullet.

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