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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i remember getting paid to dress up in a stupid harry potter costume and hand these out at a bookstore in the mall back when one of the harry potter movies was coming out.. i'd never read the books nor watched the movies so i didn't get why all the jelly beans tasted awful and why everyone was so goddamned eager to get them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unironically have fond memories of going to the local small business bookstore for the late night release of Order of the Phoenix and there was a poor employee just like you who had been hired to dole out small cups of butterbeer to people and being like 'why are these children so fucking fanatical over cream soda and butterscotch' lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

that's hilarious.. i didn't get it, but the enthusiasm was pretty contagious