"Gimme the hottest ya got!" screamed the President at a campaign fundraiser in Wilmington, DE hosted by OpenAI and Wells Fargo. When Hexbear News Network's Junior Corespondent MaxOS questioned First Lady Jill Biden on whether the president can handle the level of spice, she responded "It's a trial by fire. We'll have to see..."

On Thursday, June 27th, incumbent presidential candidate Joe Biden called off the general election debate mere hours before its scheduled time. Donald Trump responded in a Truth Social post, calling the president a "disgraceful coward", among other names.

President Biden plans to reschedule the debate to a "more reasonable hour" and is in talks with CNN to participate via Zoom.

Lucas also defends the infamous scene where an eopie farts near Jar Jar Binks. "If Disney touches that scene I will sue them to oblivion!"

Authorities still decline to answer questions about the senator’s “rampage” through a Pennsylvania suburb. Hexbear News Network’s Senior Washington Corespondent MaxOS describes the scene as “fucking fucked up on all levels”.