badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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you roll a 10.
you manage to find one of the workers tending to the exterior of the castle and hand them the dung ball, telling them to treasure this.
they ask you to leave the premises.
I do not, and i stare at the dung in their hand expectantly. I refuse and resist any attempts to remove me
the worker simply walks away. Do you follow them, or wish to do something else?
I want my poop back if they're not going to appreciate it
they never actually took it sorry if i was misleading at all
Oh, then i eat it
you try again to convince the peasant to eat the dung ball.
they still don't think it's a very good idea. perhaps you could convince them?
apologies, you already used it to draw a weiner on the side of the castle. you can try to find a new one.