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For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"

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[–] FryHyde 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Crunchy peanut butter shouldn't exist. It's lazy, unfinished peanut butter. At the very least, it should cost less. Why are we paying the same price for a job half finished?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But I like the crunchiness aspect of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Then I hope you like the crunching sounds on your children's grave because you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you'll never survive the winter.

(J/k I just love this joke)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Dang. Bury that guy in an empty Peter Pan jar.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The probably just add the crushed peanuts in after making the regular one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha, just like most brown sugar. Spoiler: it's usually white sugar with molasses added back in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I never really thought about how brown sugar used to just be less refined white sugar...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So it's not laziness, it's maliciousness?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How exactly is that malicious though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Because they are, for some baffling reason, deciding proactively to ruin the peanut butter after having blended it into smooth, creamy perfection! Then they have the gall to place it right next to the good stuff, likely with intent to fool unwitting passersby into bringing it home with further hopes that the children who have never tasted smooth peanut butter and fall victim to experiencing the crunchy version as their initial exposure will be hooked on the worse version for the rest of their lives.

If that's not malice, I don't know what is.

(Really heavy /s, just in case)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The big peanut conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because when they add them back in, they do it with a really shitty attitude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

😱 They wouldn't!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Crunchy peanut butter is superior peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Your reply needs to have more upvotes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

True, but i agree with OP that it should cost less.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Because I'm not gonna put peanuts in myself.