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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can always back out of the commitment by having nebulously defined angry psychic space sex(?) with him before impact. By the time you hit atmosphere the asteroid should disappear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make sure to express your deeply-rooted mommy issues while doing so. Very important step.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yes, important step. And make sure you project these feelings onto your shared underage Indian girlfriend.