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[–] [email protected] 283 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah but it says right on the front that it's half potassium chloride and half sodium chloride.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It'd be funnier if the package was just half empty

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Let me introduce you to the rapid ramen cooker, a microwaveable tray that claims to make ramen with only half the regular amount of sodium.

You know how the cooker enables this?

You add half the flavor packet.

Can't make this shit up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve always done this then, use the leftover flavor pack (salt) for seasoning a more homemade meal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have so many leftover packets because I always make mine with better than bullion, hoisin sauce, and chili flakes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I moved to Germany and the only products I’ve requested from visitors are better than bouillon and molasses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

😂 absolute gold

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing better than selling a single-purpose bit of plastic intended to go into the microwave and boil water that is functionally a replacement for a bowl that you presumably already have that expressly states that you can only use it for up to 5 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's an absolute travesty. At least it seems people have gone the opposite way and it looks like folks use it as a bowl, so there's that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It'd be illegal as as those statements are regulated to a standard serving. Except for net product amount.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Well I'm glad they used KCl, I thought this was going to be a container half-full of chlorine--concerning, if you intend to put it on your food.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Half the sodium, double the chloride! Perfection 👌

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Quadruple the reactivity!

...

(I am not a chemist, and I am not your chemist. These statements should not be construed as chemistry advice.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can have my own chemist? I can keep them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Should have posted this one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I think they meant chlorine, as in Cl2 (g). Certainly not edible, thus the joke.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right, and that's the form it's in in both NaCl and KCl

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct and that was the supposed joke. Instead of chloride, the anion, which would occur in some form of a salt, the container would contain half NaCl and the other half just chlorine gas, Cl2. Thereby making the statement (50% less sodium) technically true. (Disregard the pressure you would need to put the same molar amount of gas into the volume of a solid)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'm proud to report that my chemistry is just barely good enough to follow this comment. 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean technically... At least half of the elemental construction of both of those ingredients is chlorine... So... Technically it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Molarity.

If my quick calculations are right it's 53% chlorine ions by weight