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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I immediately thought they were talking about weight.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago

Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.

I've been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

I assumed a vampire anime.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.

105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.

"Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?"

"Yes, your honor, we haven't been happy for a while and it's time to end things."

"Why did you stay together for so long?"

"We were waiting for the children to die."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago