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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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We should all collectively disco-elsysium post a lot (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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It's funny. Here's some pointers off the current front page:

The FBI loses their shit over the Russian Admin of Z-Library taking a vacation

[Conceptualization] Easy - Failure: Tell them they can't have this. Make up a story about how giving away free things is making them afford lavish camping trimps in a bog. The people will rally around you.

Squee? Squee.

[Electrochemistry] Medium - Succes: Tell them about the knightly muscle mommy. The people will love to hear your thoughts. They all agree. They all want the muscle mommy knight, covered in the viscera of the enemy.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

de-rhetoric Success - Medium: Who dares, wins! It'd be terribly rude to head start on this endeavour, UlysseT deserves to go first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

de-electrochemistry It's too early in the afternoon for this. I need something caffeinated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

de-volition: Legendary - Success: Pull yourself together. You can do this without the bourgeois' work juice. The fury of a thousand Kras Mazovs burns inside you. With your chuzpe, you may even get the denizens of chapo.chat to build 0,003% of communism, inspired by your fervor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

de-inland-empire but what if this is .003% of communism, right here, right now? On this screen, a window looking outward toward other windows, of other little smoldering embers left over from the cremation of Kras Mazov. So many boot prints; stamped on but not quite stamped out, waiting for the rain, for dry kindling, for something, anything, but the long languishing here and now where nothing happens yet things seem to continually be getting worse.

cuno Nothing ever happens! The fuck does Cuno care?!