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this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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It's too early in the afternoon for this. I need something caffeinated.
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but what if this is .003% of communism, right here, right now? On this screen, a window looking outward toward other windows, of other little smoldering embers left over from the cremation of Kras Mazov. So many boot prints; stamped on but not quite stamped out, waiting for the rain, for dry kindling, for something, anything, but the long languishing here and now where nothing happens yet things seem to continually be getting worse.
Nothing ever happens! The fuck does Cuno care?!
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Encouraging more disco posting from other users doesn't necessarily mean that you yourself has to partake
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Go onto c/furry and post macro paws. Do it now. Get the conversation going to a more exciting place.
A mind palace, perhaps. Bring out the psycho-sexual thaumaturgic energies.
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Restart the vegan struggle session. Now!
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2 - 
- Legendary: Just post 
to take down the entire site. Threaten to do it until everyone converts.
