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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.
He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".
Earn your red wings yet?