the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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Is he still wearing those boots from when he was pretending to be a cowboy in Texas?
And the fucking buckle.
And the "OCCUPY MARS" super dated attempt to dunk on OWS.
He's a collection of increasingly-expired "cool" attempts that no one around him dares to say otherwise about.
As someone that bought a buckle like that just to be ironic when I moved to Texas, and as someone that is also shaped like a potato, I can garauntee that thing is digging into his soft marshmallow gut since his shirt isn't tucked in. Uncritical support for the buckle imo.
E: but yeah Melon def want's so hard to be his own action figure lol.