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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (www.theguardian.com)

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.

Just your average choreographer 😄

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hindemith’s original opera tells the story of a young nun who, aroused by a tale told by one of the nunnery’s older women, steps on to the altar naked and rips the loincloth from Christ’s torso. An encounter with a large spider leads her to repent her action and beg the other nuns to wall her up alive.

Maybe the war on drugs wasn't so bad after all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Couldn't disagree more, that sounds hilarious 😄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

"To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue"

Wtf dude

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia's chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!