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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ok, but what about the ~~salad~~ lettuce?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We are talking about washing lettuce, prior to it becoming a salad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid "switcharoo" kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

In German salad also means lettuce, so that's why it wasn't as clear as I wanted it to be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You tried to make a joke, right here in front of my salad?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I always wash the fecal matter in my pockets very carefully - glad to hear my personal hygiene is passable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

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