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[–] [email protected] 265 points 1 month ago (24 children)

Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?

You’re washing bugs and dirt off.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its also wash out bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There's still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don't need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren't super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Username checks tf out.
o7

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

the belief that a quick 3 second rinse will kill off bacteria seems to be consistent with the ways that most people try to wash their hands

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who rinses things to remove bacteria? I just want to remove dirt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

We tell ourselves these lies, as we fear the truth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Only because you don't like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it's dirty, and dirty things aren't good for us (because of bacteria...).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Eating a little bit of dirt probably won't hurt you, but it is unpleasant.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Also because gritty lettuce makes a salad I don't eat. Spinach is the worst . . . plus it seems to have Listeria from time to time . . . 3.2 second wash minimum

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (15 children)

You wash because of the pesticides.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Ok, but what about the ~~salad~~ lettuce?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wash it because of the ratlungworm that raw snail and slug can give you.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bodies are pretty OK with dietary bacteria. Same goes for dirt, bugs, and Will Arnett.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is ... Is that Will Arnett?? Or am I missing the joke?? It doesn't look like him to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is Mark Hoppus from Blink-182

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh damn, you’re right! I skimmed past thinking it was one of these lol

Yeah no idea who that is in OP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's mark hoppus from blink-182

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha bacteria! It's not the water you should be worried about.

It's the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Err, your immune system can cope with a bit of bacteria. But if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself, your body will deal with it by extorting everything in your stomach. E.g. you'll puke the entire night. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

When you rinse salad with water you are not cleaning a significant amount of bacteria off it. You're getting soil and bugs.

Unless your salad is contaminated with something, not washing it will at worst be gritty and unpleasant. It won't make you ill. If it does, washing it will make no difference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you even mean? Obviously, you are washing off all the bacteria that is in the soil and the bugs. It doesn't make it sterile, but rinsing makes the overall amout of bacteria significantly lower....

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself

Who spunks on a salad?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Men of culture (bacterial)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

The level of idiocy needed to think that the reason you rinse it is to kill bacteria is disturbing to imagine.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I just don't like the feel of dirt grit and bugs in my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah I wash my vegetables for grit. I don't even care that much about bugs, but even the slightest amount of grit is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Here’s me raw dogging my salads.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know if this is effective, my wife soak the veggies in baking powder/baking soda, I forgot which. She said it kills bugs. Who am I to argue.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are customers visiting my company. I was washing my hand in the bathroom sink when one of them, after doing his business, put his left hand behind, opened the faucet with the right, wet his fingers, closed the faucet, and left. Disgusting piece of shit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It probably doesn’t do much, but I soak it in water with vinegar for 10 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I assume the ratio is low enough on the vinegar that it doesn't impact the taste?

Can't imagine it would hurt anything if it doesn't affect the texture.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yup, 2-3 teaspoons in a bowl of water. I rinse it with water again after soaking and that washes away any sourness left behind.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

🎶 "All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt" 🎶

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