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Ok, here's what we'll do. Trump, you stand at one end of the football field. Behind you will be a woman. I'll charge at you, full speed. And YOU stop me.
Now, I know it seems like the implication here is that the winner gets the woman. To do whatever they want with her. Fear not. For she is merely ceremonial and symbolic. When I run full speed, and knock trump on his ass, I'll get MY jollies by hearing trump groan and cry, and maybe cough up blood. That's how I'd get off. Seeing him wimper like a little bitch. Maybe the woman we choose for this can raise the arm of the victor, like a ref would do after a boxing match.
Afterwards, the lady can go about her day, do whatever she wants. Trump can go to the hospital. And I can start a conga line, that I intend to make millions of people long. Really tour it around the city, ya know?