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Nearly 80,000 pounds of Costco butter recalled for missing 'Contains Milk statement': FDA (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's funny seeing people microwave their butter n'stuff.

Ever heard the "like hot knife through butter" saying? Yeah. Grab the knife, run it under hot water, cut off a small "slice" and spread it. If it gets colder from the butter, run it under hot water again. Also a possibility - boil some water, put the knife in the bowl with boiled water and use that for more efficient spreading. But ya, hot tapwater does great already.